DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages – SEMIOTIC_70

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DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

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DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

Product mockup

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

DEATH IS EVERYWHERE existentialist fun for all ages

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perhaps a little "on the nose" (esp. these days!) but this design is particularly meant to serve as a gentle reminder of the truth, esp. in our (so called) "first world" culture where the straight-up *denial* of death is a core (but obviously utterly ludicrous) value. fun!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

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